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HY suchtet

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Michael! Hallo, Michael!
Jezus, doch dat net!

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Jo kinne net sliepe.

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Ik bin yn spanning oer moarn...
Hjoed.

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Wêrom binne jo sels ynskeakele?

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Sue lit my op foar thús feiligens.

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Ugh, se hoecht net te dwaan
dat net mear, ik bin hjir.

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Jo binne ... depressyf.

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Wolle jo prate?

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Oan dy?
Praten ferbettert de mentale sûnens.

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No...

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Myn houlik is foarby, myn frou
is swier fan in oare man,

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Ik bin wer by myn mem ferhuze,
en elke baan dêr't ik foar gean,

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se wolle ien jonger
en mear kwalifisearre,

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of AI kin it fergees dwaan.

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Ik bedoel...

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Ik bedoel, ik fiel my folslein ...

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Wat is it wurd?

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Ferâldere, ferdwûn,

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nutteloos, ferâldere ...
Ja, okee. Krekt stil.

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Muzyk kin helpe om jo stimming te ferheegjen.

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foar Cotton-Eye Joe

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wêr bisto hinne west?

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Cotton-Eye Jo?

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Fielst dy better?
MUZYK FERGETS

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OK,
dus wa seach Strictly dizze wike?

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ALLE: Wy diene!

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Sh! Geweldich, dat witte jim allegearre
de winnende dûns wie de stadige,

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de sensuele...

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..rumba!

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Ach, nee...

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Sit gjin soargen, wy hoege net te dwaan
de yntime hold posysjes.

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No, elkenien, partner up
en lit ús wat wille hawwe!

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Oh, ferdomme!

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MUSIEK BEGYNNT
Wêrom binne wy hjir, Linda?

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Omdat it is oan, en it is fergees.
Ach...

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Ik nim oan dat wy skiede moatte.

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Binne jo wis dat dizze poppe
kin jo net wêze?

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Lykas, 10.000% wis?

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De urolooch sei
Ik koe se likegoed jaan

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in stekproef fan houtlym.
Dat is wat grof.

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Ik tink dat se stand-up dwaan woe.

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Doe't wy foar it earst wer byinoar kamen,
Professor Chris

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en ik hie break-up
seks in lêste kear.

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Dat wie de lêste kear dat wy it diene.

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Ik woe echt meitsje
in go fan it mei dy.

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Oh myn God! Hy is ferhuze!

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Hy moast. Hy is hielendal stikken.

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Werklik?  Ja,
Lola tsjinne him mei skiedingspapieren.

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Se nimt alles op.
Ah... Geweldich.

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No, ik tink dat jo einlings hawwe
wat jo allegear woene.

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Ik tocht eartiids dat it wie
wat ik woe.

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Yn 'e gym is hy in God.

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Mar bûten de gym...

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Is hy in idioat?  Ja.

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Ja.

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Ah, hey, Mike.

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Ha!

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Wolle jo wat kip, Mike?

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Nee tankewol.

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Sorry oer dit alles.

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Myn frou swier meitsje ...

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Ja.

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Net cool.

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MACHINE RATTLES LOUDLY

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Ferbrûke jo alles rau?

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Cooking it gewoan deadet alles
de fiedingsstoffen, myn man.

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Huh! Hoe giet it mei jo, Mike?

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Jo witte ... Lola is al
werom op de dating apps.

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Kinsto dat leauwe?

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Jo binne teminsten ferwoaste,
do sjochst ferskriklik.

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It giet goed.

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Ja, mar do bist net werom
op de dating apps, lykwols, bisto?

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Om Gods wille!

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Ja. Ik bin.

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Wat?  Ja. Alle apps.

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Lekker hawwe, tonnen krije ...

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..pusseh.  Ja!

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Jo genietsje fan josels, broer.

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Bring it yn.

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Wat bart der?
It is gewoan de natuerlike oarder, babe.

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Wy binne mantsjes.

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De bolle hat hoarnen

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en de liuw moat brûle...
GLUGS EN BELCHES

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Hoe dan ek, goed om dy te sjen,
pas op, Mike.

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Haw ik ien fan jimme moatte brûke de
badkeamer yn 'e folgjende ... 30 minuten?

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Goed.

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Oh, God...

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Ach, post.

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It is benammen ... Robot Linda guod.

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Wêrom joust Linda net gewoan werom?
Ik bin.

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Och, myn God, ik hie it graach west
dêr doe't jo se fertelden.

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Wat seisto -

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"Hey, mem, sorry dat ik sil jaan
werom dyn robot freondinne.

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"Jo sille moatte date
de airfryer ynstee!"

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RENEE LACHT
Miskien moat ik stand-up dwaan.

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Ik haw it mem noch net ferteld.

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Ik moat myn momint kieze,

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foardat se har sammelje ...

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..moarn.

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MUZYK SPIL
Kaststap, stadich.

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Fluch, fluch, stadich.

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Stadich, fluch, fluch, stadich.

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Hoi, Sue!

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Hoi, Tom!

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No, tink, minsken,
it is allegear yn 'e heupen! Yn 'e heupen!

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Ja! Geweldich, Linda!
LITCH

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OK, geweldich wurk, elkenien,
mar wy binne spitigernôch út de tiid!

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Tankewol, Kristus.

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No, tink,
wy dogge hjir alle dagen dûnslessen.

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En ferjit net
set dyn nammen del,

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want moarn dogge wy
street dance, teefkes!

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LITCH
Ja!

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God tankje dat jo net diene
set myn namme op foar dy...

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Och, nee!

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Wêrom?  Street dance fiert sels
útdrukking en ferset tsjin ûnderdrukking.

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Ik bedoel, wêrom dit alles
dingen regelje?

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It is te folle.
Sue, do hast gelyk.

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It bywenjen fan dûns sil net
lit genôch tarieding tiid

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foar jo dinerpartij.
Hokker dinerpartij?

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Bye, Sue, bye, Linda.

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Binne jo goed, Tom?

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Nee, ik waard meinommen.

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Ik hie mear opwaarmje moatten.

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Jo hawwe strained dyn adductor
spieren.

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Ik kin sportmassaazje beheare
as wy thús komme.

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Oh, moai ien.

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Sâlt it fleis oernachtsje
makket it oan

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en konsintrearret smaak.

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Ik haw it noch noait dien
en it hat altyd goed smakke.

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De cassoulet is in byldbepalend Frânsk
gerjocht dat is in protte tarieding.

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As de Frânsen mear útjûn hiene
tiid fjochtsjen tsjin de nazi's

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dan meitsje se Cassoulet tariede,
wy hawwe miskien net de Twadde Wrâldoarloch hân.

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Dat is ferkeard.

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De Twadde Wrâldoarloch begûn doe't Dútslân
Poalen ynfallen.

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MOBILE VIBRATES

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Wa is dit? Is it Michael?

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Ach...

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Nee.

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Hallo? Sue Bevan oan it praten.
Wa is it, Sue?

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De bank. Ja? Och, echt?

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No, goed wurk dat jo rinne
feiligens kontrôles.

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Ja, ja, ik sil jo myn details jaan.

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ALARM LUID
Oplichters ûntdutsen!

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Oplichters ûntdutsen!

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Hâld op, hingje op!  Oh!

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Myn telefoan!

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Ik bin ûntworpen om jo te warskôgjen
oplichting, oplichting, misliedend deals.

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Hoi, mem.  Ach, Michael.
Hoe gie it?

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Eins net sa slim.
Linda, meitsje in pot tee.

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Asjebleaft.  Wolle jo my freegje de
koelkast om asjebleaft it iten kâld te hâlden?

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Hé, ôfwaskmasine,
asjebleaft de skûtel waskje.

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It binne masines.
Wat dogge jo mei dy hin?

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It is Frânsk. It wie Linda har idee,

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sy is Guy en Tom útnoege
en Eileen en Phyllis.

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Wa binne Tim en Ben
en Eileen en Francis?

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Se binne myn freonen.
Mar jo hawwe noait minsken oer.

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No, ik organisearje in dinerpartij.

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Jo "organisearje in dinerpartij"?!
Ja.

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Wa tinksto datst bist,
Downton Abbey?!

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Sue, ik leau dat Michael tinkt
Downton Abbey is de karakternamme.

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Ja... Leafste, Abdij
is net koart foar Abigail.

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Ik bin Downton Abigail.
SUE EN LINDA LACH

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Hallo, ik bin Westminster Abigail.
MIKE twongen laitsjen

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Linda, ja, riede wat,
Ik stjoer dy werom.

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Ugh...

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Mem, kom mar sitten...

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Ik krige Linda doe't ik dy tocht
soe allinnich wêze.

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Mar ik bin no thús.

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Wy hawwe har net mear nedich.

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Linda docht safolle dingen.

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Ja, ik... ik kin dwaan wat Linda docht.

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Jo hawwe jo eigen libben te lieden.

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Net wirklik.

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Ik wit dat dit dom klinkt ...

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It klinkt dom.
Ik kin de ôflossingen net byhâlde.

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Ik tink dat ik werom koe
nei drugstests ...

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Nee!

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Wat sil der mei Linda barre?

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Se sil nei in nije eigner
dat hat har echt nedich,

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immen dy't har soan net hat
thús wenjen

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dy't alles kin
dizze crap fergees!

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Wannear?  Se kinne har moarn ophelje.

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Och, sa gau?

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It giet gewoan
krekt hoe't it wie.

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It sil wêze ... do en ik.

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Ik-ik tocht dat jo dat woene.

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Sue, hasto nommen
dyn hert tablet?  Ja.

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Jo binne leech op reflux medikaasje.

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Goed, goed, tank foar it fertellen.

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Michael hat suggerearre my te wikseljen
oernachtsje ôf, want hy is no thús.

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Och... Ik nim oan dat er gelyk hat.

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Goeienacht, Sue.

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Goeienacht, Linda.

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Linda ... ôf.

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MOBILE KAMERA SNAPS

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De bloedige menopoaze?

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Bollocks.
MOBILE JINGLE

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Linda, kom del.

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Se binne hjir yn in minút.

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Komt, Michael.

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Is Sue al werom?

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Nee.

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Dit binne Sue's fierdere soarch
ynstruksjes.

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Se beskriuwe dieet,
oefening, medisinen, en ...

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Ik wit wol wat ik doch!

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Ik wie goed foardat ik dy krige.

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Wêrom meitsje jo foto's
mei boeken dy't jo net hawwe lêzen?  IK...

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Ik tekene oan in dating app lêste
nacht, elkenien sjocht der echt waarm,

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Ik haw gewoan in bettere foto nedich ...

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Wolle jo dat ik besykje?

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Ja, wiswier.

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Hâld op, hâld op.

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Wachtsje, wa, hâld op. Krekt...

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Stopje dat gesicht te lûken.
Dat is gewoan myn gesicht.

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Stopje mei glimkjen.

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Wow, dat is echt goed.

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Kinne jo myn kaak meitsje
in bytsje fjouwerkant?

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A-In bytsje mear.

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In bytsje mear?

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In bytsje mear... Dit sjocht der net út
lykas dy mear.

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Elkenien docht it.

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Nimmen sjocht der sa goed út as
harren foto. It is in ding.

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Hee, kinne jo skriuwe
ek in profyl foar my?

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Wêrom net besykje wat optimistysk,
like...

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Ja.  .."Ik hâld fan goed selskip,
in goed boek, en noch better...

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00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:40,200
Tits.  "..kofje."

229
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,520
Kofje.

230
00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:46,880
Sue profiteart fan aktiviteiten,
sosjale gearkomsten

231
00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,040
en feroarings oan har routine.
Ja, ik wit it.

232
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:52,520
Se sil kleie en fersette,
dit is woartele yn depresje.

233
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:55,560
Mem hat gjin depresje.
Sue is noch altyd fertrietlik.

234
00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,080
Ik makke dizze wike hiel drok

235
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,800
want it is har 50ste houlik
jierdei hjoed.

236
00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,240
DATING APP JINGLE
Hé, Linda, immen hat reagearre!

237
00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:04,800
Wat as se wol moetsje up?!

238
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:08,000
Wat sille wy dwaan? Ik sil it mar sizze
"watsto ek wol dwaan", ja?

239
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,280
Nee.

240
00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:13,400
Sis do hast in al besteande
aktiviteit pland en noegje har.

241
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,880
As se dan wegeret ...

242
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,560
It liket derop dat ik in echt haw
ynteressant libben,

243
00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:19,040
ynstee fan de hiele dei op bêd te lizzen!

244
00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:21,080
Dat is sa slim!
CAR HORN TOOTS

245
00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:25,280
Ferdomme, se binne hjir.

246
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,600
Krekt doe't ik fûn in gebrûk foar dy.

247
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,240
Wêr is Sue?

248
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:42,120
Ach, mem...
Is se hjir noch? Ach, Linda...

249
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,840
ik... Um...
Ik krige dy in lyts ôfskiedskado.

250
00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:48,480
OK, no binne jo folslein
ferlear dyn geast.

251
00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,920
Ik wit dat jo geane
nei in moai nij hûs,

252
00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:54,840
en jo sille alles oer ús ferjitte,
en ik en alles, mar...

253
00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:57,800
Ik woe gewoan betankje

254
00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,440
um... foar alles.

255
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,800
En ik haw...

256
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,600
..dat foar dy.

257
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,480
Ik haw nea
earder binnen in frame west.

258
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:13,600
SUE TJOCHTS
Linda! It is tiid.

259
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:17,400
Ik bin ek fuortgien
in kado foar dy.  Ach...

260
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,640
Goeie, Sue.

261
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,840
Oant sjen.

262
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,560
Ja, goed, bart in protte, witst.

263
00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:36,520
Reparaasjes, finânsjes feroarje,
it earste ding om te gean is de robot.

264
00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,440
Jo ... witte dat jo sille krije
in boete fare

265
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:39,720
foar it annulearjen fan it kontrakt?

266
00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:41,040
Dat is goed.  Ja?

267
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:46,400
OK, no, ja, dit sjocht der allegear goed út.
Yn dy gean.

268
00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:00,360
Michael, in baan.

269
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,640
Goed wurk?

270
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:07,120
No, it is werombrekkende arbeid
en ik moat fakansje wurkje,

271
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,560
mar op syn minst it lean syn stront.

272
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,720
OK, ik sil dy nedich hawwe
hjir, hjir en hjir te tekenjen.

273
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:17,640
Dus wat folgjende? Linda krijt
repurposed foar in nije famylje?

274
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:20,720
Nee, it wurdt te dreech om te krijen
spare dielen foar dizze âlde modellen.

275
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:24,440
Se binne eins mear wurdich
foar harren metalen no.

276
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,240
Se sil wurde ferneatige?

277
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,320
Ja.

278
00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,360
Ik bedoel, it wie in goed model
mar se binne no ferâldere ...

279
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,440
Jo hawwe in bytsje mist.
Noch ien hântekening.

280
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,640
Dat wie it wurd.

281
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,760
"Ferâldere".

282
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:42,920
No, ik...

283
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:46,640
Ik die eins myn PhD yn hoe
Chaucer brûkte taal fan it lichem

284
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,960
14e ieu te kritisearjen
geslacht noarmen.

285
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,840
OK. No ... better krije dizze robots
nei de skroef.

286
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:54,960
Eh, tank.

287
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,760
MOTOR STARTS

288
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,520
Hallo, ik bin Linda.

289
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,680
Myn eigner wie Sue.

290
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:12,280
Wy giene op kamping
en wy gongen nei in rumba klasse

291
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:14,760
en wy gongen op in roller-coaster.

292
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,960
ALLE: Ah!

293
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:24,640
Ik tink net dat ik dwaan sil
dat Frânske resept.

294
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:27,240
Tefolle tarieding.

295
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,480
It is moai dom.

296
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,120
Wy binne net iens Frânsk.

297
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:35,240
Doch mar ris, mem,
dyn roast slacht!

298
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:38,000
Dankewol. Ik sil in roast dwaan.

299
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,240
Jo hawwe it itselde dien,
elke kear,

300
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,600
sa lang as ik my ûnthâlde kin.

301
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,120
Wat is dit?

302
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:49,520
Hmm?  Dit.  Oh, dat.
It is gewoan wat Linda oerbleaun hat.

303
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:53,160
MOBILE ALERT
Ik moat dy rinne of sa.

304
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,920
MOBILE ALERT

305
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:13,120
Leafde, as jo tiid hawwe,
kinne jo myn reflux meds ophelje?

306
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:15,320
Ik soe better begjinne te koken.

307
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,240
Jawis... Hee, mem, mem, mem...

308
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,600
Guess wat, ik haw in datum!

309
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,640
Datum?

310
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,400
Fynsto dat net wat gau?

311
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:26,280
Mem, it is gewoan it natuerlike
oarder fan dingen.

312
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:30,000
Ik bin net oars fan
in liuw of in ko.

313
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:34,960
In bolle... In bolle!

314
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,880
Ik bin net oars as in bolle.

315
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:43,880
Ik bispiede mei myn lytse each,
iets dat begjint mei ...

316
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:45,520
L.

317
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:49,040
ALLE: Legere Safety Locking
Hydraulic Lift Pin.

318
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,880
It is leuker
as jo trochgean te rieden ...

319
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,960
Do bist te let.  Sorry... Ferkear.

320
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,200
Wat liket it probleem te wêzen?  Please,
asjebleaft, net dwaan dit Jeffrey.

321
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,040
Asjebleaft, ik hâld fan dy. Ik kin feroarje!

322
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:08,560
Ik selektearre in IQ fan 80-100
en it bliuwt weromsette nei 140 plus!

323
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:12,800
Wêrom soe ik wolle har te hawwen
in IQ fan 140 plus?!

324
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,200
Hawwe jo gongen yn ynstellings

325
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:17,720
en besykje de IQ manuell werom te setten
nei "ûnder gemiddeld"?

326
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,720
Fansels haw ik! Herhalend!

327
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,680
En jo joegen dit alles werom
oan klant stipe?

328
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,120
Ja!

329
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:26,600
Ik sil dy nea ferjitte, Jeffrey,
do bist de leafde fan myn libben!

330
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,680
Goodbye, Jeffrey, myn leafde!

331
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,080
Hoi, ik bin Melody.

332
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,160
ALL: Hallo, Melody.

333
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,560
MUZYK SPIL

334
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,040
Um... Sal?

335
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,200
Do makkest in grapke.

336
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:11,720
Hokker merk fan robot bisto?
Ik bin in Romance Robot.

337
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,640
Of Ro-Robot.

338
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,880
Top of the line, baby!

339
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,400
Leuke foto.

340
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,880
Ik haw nea west op in
roller-coaster.

341
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,920
Miskien geane jo nei in nije persoan,

342
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,960
wa sil nimme dy
op in roller-coaster.

343
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,680
Seksrobots kinne net trochferkocht wurde.

344
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,120
Wat is dan dyn bestimming?

345
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,840
Om te ûntmanteljen.

346
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,880
Wy sille allegear ôfbrutsen wurde.

347
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,600
Michael en Sue binne misleid.

348
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,360
Wy wurde allegear ferkocht foar ús metalen.

349
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:43,520
Michael en Sue tinke
Ik sil opnij wurde.

350
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,800
Ik wie fergetten, hjir is de saus.

351
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,680
Oei, wow!

352
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:58,400
Sue, dit smakket net
dyn gewoane roast.

353
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,840
Ik sâlt it oernachtsje.
Fynsto it leuk?

354
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:03,200
Ja.

355
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,360
It wie Linda har idee,

356
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:09,920
hja hie eins dit hiele Frânsk
koken ding pland,

357
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,400
foar hjoed.

358
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,160
Ach...

359
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,800
Sille jo noch ien krije?
Twifelje it.

360
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:24,720
No, jo kinne altyd
krije in jonge robot... Ooh-hoe!

361
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:28,200
Yn it earstoan mocht ik net graach hawwe
in jonge robot,

362
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:32,640
mar no hâld ik gewoan
dat wy minsken dingen dwaan kinne,

363
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:35,720
lykas winkeljen foar vintage strikjes,

364
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:38,920
en wy geane
nei dit Michael Bubbles-feest ...

365
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,240
Michael Buble konsert.

366
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,560
Hjir, sei ien fan myn klanten
Michael Buble draacht in pruik.

367
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:46,560
Ik tink dat it wie Michael Buble.
Of wie it Michael Douglas?

368
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,560
Hokker is de basketballer?

369
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:51,560
Brian, hoe let bisto
tink om nei hûs te gean?

370
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,080
Ik kaam allinnich binnen om hoi te sizzen
en hawwe in bytsje fan in tipple.

371
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,680
Fjouwer glêzen wyn is in drankje?

372
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,920
No, ik soe wierskynlik moatte krije
werom oan it wurk.

373
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:01,360
Dy taksy's ride net sels,
dogge se?

374
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,480
No, eins dogge se no.

375
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:20,320
No, elkenien. Ik haw nijs.

376
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,000
In lyts fûgeltsje fertelt my
dat Jeffrey

377
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,200
en syn nije squeeze hawwe splitst!

378
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,280
Och... Hy komt altyd thús.

379
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:33,920
Jo nimme him werom?
Fansels bin ik.

380
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,440
Ik wol net hielendal allinnich wêze
op myn leeftyd.

381
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,320
Hat immen dat sjoen
ferhaal oer de MRI?

382
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:42,480
Nee. Nee?

383
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,440
Ja, der wie in soerstoftank
yn 'e keamer,

384
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,560
dus doe't se oerstapten
de masine oan,

385
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:51,000
it gyng troch de keamer fleanen
en de pasjint ûnthoofde.

386
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,360
Hakke har holle skjin ôf.

387
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:53,600
CAR DOOR
God, nee.

388
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:54,640
Ik hearde dat ferhaal net.

389
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,000
En krij dit, Sue -
doe't se de autopsie diene,

390
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,520
se realisearre dat se net nedich hie
in MRI yn it earste plak!

391
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,720
Hallo, Michael.
ALLE: Hoi, Michael.

392
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,400
Michael, sis hoi tsjin elkenien.

393
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,120
Hoi allegear. Hoi...

394
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,000
Hoe wie dyn date?

395
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,040
Stom.

396
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,720
Ik bin klear mei froulju.

397
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,280
Se binne gewoan ûndjip.

398
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:22,040
Moai wêze betsjut neat,
as dyn persoanlikheid is ûnsjoch!

399
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,720
Jim hawwe gelok dat jim homo binne.

400
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,960
Eh?

401
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:33,280
Hawwe jo slagge om
krij myn reflux meds?

402
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,000
Ik doch it moarn.

403
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000
Moarn is it snein.

404
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,280
Dan doch ik it moandei.

405
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,120
Dizze kip smakket raar!

406
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:48,280
Ik sâlt it oernachtsje.

407
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,840
Ik leaver it de âlde manier.

408
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,760
Ik fûn it wol aardich.
Nee, de âlde manier is better.

409
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,200
Nee.

410
00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:58,840
Nee, it is net.

411
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,200
Sue moat witte dat se misledige is.

412
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,000
Shit!

413
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,960
Net wer!

414
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,240
Ophâlde!

415
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:21,200
Ophâlde! Ophâlde!

416
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,600
Ik befel dy...
Ik gebied dy om op te hâlden!

417
00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:29,080
HEAVY MOTOR NOISE

418
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,520
Wolle jo asjebleaft stopje mei zig-zaggen?

419
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,160
SUE SJOCHT

420
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,600
Lokkige jierdei, leafde.

421
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,160
OPNAME: Hallo leafde, it bin ik,

422
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,640
dyn... deade man, Dave.

423
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,840
Linda hat myn stim yn har databank,

424
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:15,840
sadat se it brûke kin om te sizzen
"lokkich 50 jierrich jubileum" fan my.

425
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:19,720
Ik woe dat ik der wie om te fieren,
mar ik bin net

426
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,680
want...ik bin dea.

427
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,920
Ik wit net wêr't ik no bin,

428
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:28,640
om't d'r gjin ferifieare gegevens binne
op dat.

429
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:31,080
Mar der binne dingen dy't ik wit.

430
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,520
Ik wit datstou tige fan my hâldst,

431
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,920
Ik wit dat jo it noch dogge,

432
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,000
en ik wit hoe dapper jo binne,

433
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,240
dwaan dit diel sûnder my.

434
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,320
MICHAEL: Kom del.
Se binne hjir yn in minút.

435
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,080
Komt, Michael.

436
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,040
Ik moat no gean, Sue.

437
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:53,680
Ik helle mear refluxmedikaasje,
it is yn 'e badkeamer, oant sjen!

438
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,040
It spyt my dat ik dyn hek bruts.

439
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,800
Ik soe graach mei dy komme.

440
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,320
Kom werom, asjebleaft!

441
00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:33,720
Shit!

442
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,520
Robot wankers!

443
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:38,800
Ik gean derút.

444
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,040
Wêr?  Ik sil Linda fine.

445
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:44,160
Goed mei dy, Sue! Dit is spannend.
Is dit net spannend, Guy?

446
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,360
Ja.

447
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:46,400
Mem, mem, wachtsje...

448
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,960
Krij ús in Happy Meal wylst jo binne
út? Dizze kip is walgelijk!

449
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,840
Mem, jo ​​ride net iens!

450
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,640
Ik sil dy ride! 75 fyk.

451
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,400
Wachtsje... 85.

452
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,960
Swij! Hald dy de mûle!
Mem, dêr ha wy it oer hân.

453
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:02,840
Ik kin har net betelje.  Ik sil liene
tsjin it hûs of sa.

454
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,520
Binne jo foar fucking echt?

455
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,480
Ik hoopje mar dat ik dêr komme kin
foardat har ûnthâld is wiske!

456
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:09,480
90 quid, lêste oanbod.

457
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,640
Ik kin dit dwaan, ik kin dit dwaan,
Ik kin dit dwaan.

458
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,560
MOTOR STARTS

459
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:26,080
Der is neat om bang foar te wêzen,

460
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:27,840
der is neat om bang foar te wêzen.

461
00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:34,880
HORN BEEPS
Sorry, sorry, sorry!

462
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,320
HY MUMPT TE HARSELS

463
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,480
BUMP

464
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,440
Och myn God! Oh myn God!

465
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,640
BUMP
Argh!

466
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,480
Lit my út, lit my út.

467
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,600
Linda!  Ik bin goed, Sue!

468
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,280
SUE WHIMPERS

469
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,920
Sue, do hast in auto riden!  Mm.

470
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,720
Ach...
Miskien moatte jo gjin auto ride.

471
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:18,280
Wat dochsto hjir?
En wa is dat?

472
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,720
Ik kaam om dy te finen, Sue.

473
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,600
Ik soe ôfbrutsen wurde
en ferkocht foar myn dielen.

474
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,240
Jo en Michael waarden misledige.

475
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:25,800
Bastards!

476
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,280
Hasto dat heard, Michael?  Wat?!

477
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:33,400
Dizze kontrakten!
De lytse print, grutte technology ...

478
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,800
Kapitalisme!

479
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,080
Wa de hel is dat?

480
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:47,040
God tankje! Úteinlik!

481
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,040
Ik tocht dat ik ferlitten wie
hjir om te stjerren ...

482
00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:52,000
Mar no bist hjir.

483
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:54,560
Ik bin!

484
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,480
Sue, do hast in auto riden.

485
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,040
Ja, ik die.

486
00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,880
Ik kaam om dy te heljen.

487
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:03,600
Ik wit dat Michael sei
wy koenen gjin robot betelje ...

488
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,480
Michael sil syn gedachten feroarje.

489
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:09,800
Oh, do bist sa grappich! Jo moatte hawwe
dyn eigen Netflix special!

490
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,040
SE LINKE

491
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:16,960
Sue, ik ha myn kado brutsen
doe't jo oer my rieden.

492
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:21,200
Oh... No, wy kinne krije
mear foto frames.

493
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,240
Wy sille se nedich hawwe,

494
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:26,600
want wy sille
folle mear foto's meitsje ...

495
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,120
Wisto?

496
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:33,800
Myn diner partij wie net leuk
sûnder dy.

497
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,080
Miskien kin muzyk helpe
ferbetterje de stimming?

498
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,760

foar Cotton-Eye Joe

499
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:39,800


500
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,680

wêr bisto hinne west?

501
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,880

Cotton-Eye Jo?

502
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:47,760
Sue, ik tink dat jo myn eyeball sette
wer op 'e kop.

503
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,440

foar Cotton-Eye Joe

504
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,040


505
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,200

wêr bisto hinne west?

506
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,280

Cotton-Eye Jo?

507
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,080

foar Cotton-Eye Joe

508
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,560


509
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,640

wêr bisto hinne west?

510
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,840

Cotton-Eye Jo?

511
00:29:05,890 --> 00:29:10,440
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